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August 25, 1970

The Sports Desk
Phila. Daily News
Phila., Pa. (Cushman and Hochman)

Gentlemen:

As I explained some time ago...my "duty" for the 70's this pro football season...is to control five pro teams...the Jets, the Dolphins, the KC Chiefs, the Eagles and the Cowboys. By control, I mean...stop them from attaining the world Championship, which means taking their team apart as the season progresses, and causing them to lose games.

Now, I didn't pick the patsies to control...the Jets, KC Chiefs and Cowboys are just about the best teams around in the world.

So far in the season the Eagles have lost 2 (out of 3); the Jets have lost 2 (out of 3); the Cowboys have lost 2 (out of 2); and the Chiefs have lost 1 out of 3. This isn't bad for a PK start.

But...the Miami Dolphins so far have eluded the PK. Ha ha ha.

So naturally...I'll have to give a special demonstration on the Dolphins. Special PK will now be assigned to get rid of Griese and Waterfield, the two stars holding the team together. And that will be all of that.

You can watch it happen, now.

Ted Owens (PK Man)
Box 1134 C&S
Norfolk, Virginia 23514